You're Perfect? Who Cares--Harvard Still Doesn't Want You

If you're an adult (and by that I mean over the age of 22), here's a little ditty to make you feel just the tiniest bit self-satisfied. Read Michael Winerip's article about his work as an alumni interviewer for Harvard, and I dare you to feel anything but relief at the fact that the whole college application process is behind you. On the other hand, if you are a parent, please feel free to commence weeping.